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DHS SCENE POLL!

               Results considered..

        by MORI(bund) statistical analysis

It's  quick,  it's hot,  and it is an instant gauge to the mood of the Atari
demo scene!  The DHS BBS Scene polls came to us in the Autumn, with a series
of  carefully  posed questions demanding answers!  The polls got a good  and
enthusiastic  response  in general,  certain topics particularly so.  We  of
Alive  mag feel we might perform a service to the wider scene  by  analysing
this first batch of topics, and what people thought.


What do you think of the Paracon 5 Invite?

############ - It was acceptable. (12)

#################### - It was good. (20)

#### - It was Senior Dads. (3)

############ - It was very good (12)

The  first topic off the blocks acted as an instant reviewing panel  of  the
then  just  released  Paracon invite intro.  Out of 48 votes,  the  majority
opinion swung in favour behind it.  In fact,  I'm not sure the 'Senior Dads'
comparison was so damning either, as their work is considered to be 'genius'
by some disturbed people!


What is your opinion of Zombie Apocalypse?

######## - The best game since Superfly (8)

############ - It has great music! (12)

###### - It is hard to play. (6)

############### - I don't like it, I'm a zombie! (15)

### - It is too bloody (3) (Huh?! - Ed comment)

Another  release,  another  chance for the Atari scene public to show  their
approval.  Forty-four  votes were split fairly evenly over the worth of this
game.  The 'I don't like it, I'm a Zombie' option gathered most votes, which
confirms  something I've long suspected about certain members of the  scene!
As  for the three people who decided that it was too 'bloody',  I think  the
shock of getting out of bed might well kill you. Be careful out there!


What do you think of Fake demos?

############################### - They are funny sometimes. (31)

######## - They are better than TCB! (8)

################## - They suck! (18)

####### - WHo cares? (7)

The  often  vexed  question of fake demos attracted a high  response  of  64
votes.  It  also  showed a pragmatic and easygoing side to the  Atari  scene
public,  as  the majority opinion came out broadly in favour,  albeit with a
substantial minority of 18 people against.  I guess these are the people who
write the articles slagging fake demos?


Should we run online compo's for Xmas this year?

### - No, too close to Xmas. (3)

### - No, online compo's just suck! (3)

###################################### - Yes, Xmas themed. (38)

########################################## - Yes, any theme. (42)

This  is the most influential poll conducted thus far.  It actually led to a
course  of action being taken.  With 86 votes,  all but six naysayers agreed
that  a Xmas online competition should take place.  The vote was 42 to 38 in
favour of a Xmas theme, set against any theme. The resulting of online compo
took in both elements of the nearly evenly divided vote. We then have to ask
if anyone who complained about the too short deadline, voted 'yes' earlier?


Who is the worst beer drinker in the Atari Scene?

######## - Baggio.(8)

################## - Crem/MJJ. (18)

####### - MSG. (7) (Heeey!)

########### - ST Survivor. (11)

################ - Some other person. (16)

### - Zerkman. (3)

I'm  not  sure how 'worst' was defined on this poll.  Was it 'worst'  as  in
"drinking the most"?  Or perhaps 'worst' at not drinking so much, but acting
as  if  you  had?!  (Including the puking part!) I voted as if it  were  the
latter,  I'm sure most other people did too! this was the most heavily split
poll,  with 63 votes spread around in scattergun fashion.  I'm guessing that
the  voting,  to some extent,  split up into local worst drinking champions,
and  their  local Atari scene supporters crowding around them?  It  is  also
interesting  that Evil managed to field *three* candidates from  the  French
scene for this dubious honour?!

Finally,  I'd  like to learn the names of those nominated under "some  other
person". I think there are some interesting stories waiting to be told!


What sucks the most?

### - Change tyres in a snowstorm. (3)

################# - Crash of 40GB Atari hard drive.  (17)

#### - Mushrooms on Pizza. (4)

###################### - USA. (22)

#### - Warm coke. (4)

####### - Windows. (7)

A  free  vote  on  the topic that exercises your rage  the  most.  At  least
according  to  Evil's  priorities.  Changing car tyres in a  snowstorm  most
probably  collected  a small number of local votes.  For those of us  living
south of Copenhagen,  change 'snow' to 'rain'! This was the most politically
inclined poll so for,  as the USA took the cup, even ahead of the ultimately
dispiriting  40GB  hard drive crash.  If the USA entry had been  changed  to
'George Bush', would any of the other categories have even got a vote?!

As  for  mushrooms  on  pizza,  what was that all about?  I feel  sorry  for
mushrooms.  You  wouldn't be at your best if you were sliced up thinly,  and
baked to death yourself!


Name that game off the tune!

#### - Enchanted Land (4)

## - Giana Sisters (2)

#### - Stormlord (4)

############################## - Turrican (30)

######## - Wings of Death (8)

######## - X-Out (8)

This  turns  a  poll into a 'scene quiz'!  It was also one  of  the  easiest
questions to misunderstand.  Enter casual reader in a hurry, who spots a new
poll.  doesn't  bother  to look closely at the 'download this mp3' bit,  and
votes  on what he thinks is the best ST game,  rather than listening to  the
music,  and  then  matching the tune to the correct game.  Havoc owned up to
doing this, I'm sure others did it in the early stages as well!

Based  on  this mishap,  I'm not sure if the overwhelming vote for  Turrican
reflects knowledge of the correct answer or not?


What music do you prefer?

## - Hip Hop. (2)

########## - Metal! (10)

# - Opera(?) (1)

################ - Something else. (16)

# - What the radio plays. (1)

########################## - YM Chipsounds! (26)

This  was  an odd one.  Evil acting as an undercover spy for  the  Recording
Industry  Association  of America (RIAA) sets this question,  presumably  to
catch out those people helping themselves to waRez copies of the kewl sounds
that  they  own.  Only  two  people were motivated enough to  fall  for  the
pisstaking categories of Opera and 'what the radio plays'. Atarian loyalties
fell  firmly  behind the YM-chipsound choice!  The rumour that  'Metal'  was
voted  for  by  Richard  Karsmakers,  ten  times  over,  hasn't  quite  been
suppressed yet!


Which STe demo was this? (Listen to the 30 second music clip)

############ - Bad Taste (12)

##### - Brain Damage (5)

########### - Delerious Demo III (11)

# - Grotesque (1)

######## - Lethal Trash (8)

### - Mental Hangover (3)

### - X-Plotion (3)

And  we're  back to the scene quiz idea.  This time,  people are wise to the
format,  and  actually manage to download the piece of music,  before voting
this  time.  The relatively obscure subject matter manages to produce one of
the  most  uncertain  and  split votes yet.  A lot  of  people  stayed  away
altogether,  making this one of the smaller scene polls. (Evil did helpfully
supply the correct answer in the end, which was 'Bad Taste'.)


Which ST demo is this? (From the screengrab picture)

####### - Anomoly (7)

#### - Blood (4)

### - Cuddly demo (3)

##### - Decade Demo (5)

####################################### - Flight over Sirius (39)

### - Nostalgic-o (3)

##### - Skidrow (5)

The scene quiz rumbles on, and this time, we are treated to a screen grab of
a  lovely voxel-style coloured dot landscape.  A choice of better-remembered
demos usefully points people to the right answer, by a very decisive margin!


What is your New Years Promise?

############## - Be lazy! (14)

###### - Compose more Ace Tracker tunes (6)

############## - Finally skip SSD and use Triplex instead (14)

########## - Give neochrome a try (10)

#################### - Learn assembly (20)

########################## - Start Newschool vs Oldschool fights! (26)

##################################################################### - Code
                                                                    more (69)
####### - Finish that EIL demo (7)

This  is the current poll at time of writing,  when I had to finally draw  a
line under this article,  in order to meet the deadline for this issue. This
very  well  attended poll has had an unusually long time to gather  as  many
votes as possible,  166 votes at the time of writing!  Overall, the response
is  positive,  and  we  are  starting to see the fruits  of  some  of  those
promises. But at the same time, I've got a different way of interpreting the
results of this poll, just see below!

########################################  - People who make the  most  noise
and  complaints,  generate  heat without necessarily adding any  light,  and
provide  the  main visible life-signs of the Atari scene  to  outsiders  who
don't know any better! (40)

##############################################################################
################################################# - People who are  actually
doing stuff,  but are keeping a very low profile,  not saying much about it,
and  hardly ever put their point of view on the BBS to counteract  what  the
complainers are claiming! (126)

Okay, time to get out of here!

CiH, for Alive Mag,various in 2003/04.

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