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A little bit of R & R..
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. Are we there yet?? . . .
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. / \ \__-- \__-- LC-10 \_\ .'.
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. . . . Greebo, leave it out! ' . .
. . - . + . You asked that five minutes ago!
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.' Cargo Manifest:- '.
The freighter 'Stellar Discovery' | 146 Million Red light Bulbs.. |
Inbound to the pleasure planet | 32 Million litres baby oil... |
Nieuw Amsterdam...... | 200 Million Condoms.......... |
. : . | 10 Million Tonnes Cannabis... |
-~- .'O'. | 2 Million novelty outfits.... |
-~+~- ':' | 1 Copy of the Joy of Abstinence |
-~~=+=~~- : which got "accidentally" :
! ! WAYHAY! I've always . jettisoned overboard......... .
\ / wanted to go to '-----'----------------------'---'
\ / Nieuw Amsterdam __ .. .___________.
/\| |/\ all my life!! __ || __ || __ |WILCOMMEN SIE|
/ @\ / \ / || || || || |NIEUW- |
_|\ / \ @/ /_ | | | | | | |AMSTERDAM! |
\ \/ \/ / \____/ | | | | | |'-|---------|-'
\ \\ // / _____ /____\ I might point out that | |
\/\ /\/ /\___/\ o_| | I'm somewhat less | | |
-----| V |-- :=======: /_ ...| /thrilled with that -----|---------|---
| | n n ||___/ / idea... # #
\___/ _| |_. # #
/ \ :|[ ] / # #
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And there are some passengers on board, who may well be familiar to you
from elsewhere? Indeed certain people are seeking a little rest and
recreation after their ordeal at the hands of the Sinclairomorph Empire.
(See ASCII-Nation - The Empire goes Phhhrrrt!)
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SLOO! Look at all |' .--. ' :|-|||-|:
_ the honeys making || (._=.\ | || @ a ||
\ _ money!! |: `a a j) | |( ^ )|
// \ || \v / | |||\ ~ /|||
// / \_____/ |; ._| |__ | '|||`-'|||'
/\ / /_ _\ As I said|| (/ \ | .--' `--.
/\*\ |O| |o| before, |: (_ (. j \| / \
\ \/\ | V | I'm not || .__)| " /\,\ / ( . )( .) \
\_ \ \|(_)|/ that |; // _/ , (_/ / ( / `-' `-'\ )
||\ \\ | | /thrilled!|| /" / (' \ \| . |/ /
|| \__\. ' _[]---[]_ |: \ \___\/ \\` | )/ \(
/ \ ' |==|\\\|==| || \ | \| |^, | \$/ |
|\ |'--< || W W || || \ | \ |) | \ | /
| '---< || || || ) \ ._/ | \ | /
--\__/ ------- || ooo || --------|| / ) | ( );( )
| \ ||"""""|| || `-' | / | \
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Soon, an eager Greebo, with a very reluctant Jonnyboy tagging on, search
out the infamous Red Light District!
.------------------------------. Before you get any
| ,//^\\\. : closer, don't forget
; (//a a\\)) | Havuck already spent
| (((( v )))) : most of our money on
| (((|)_O_/((() | H-e-l-l-o!!! Wacky Baccy!
| ))))) ()))) : \_____/
: / | \ | \ \ / /_____\
| / (. ^ .) \ | \ // o_| |
| / /|`--' `--'|\ \ : /\ // /_ ...|
: / ." ,--. . ,--. ". \ | /@/\/ ||___/
| __/ / /( \ / )\ \ \__ ; /_/ / ..:_____ _| |_.
: ///,' ( \ / / ) ',\\\ : / _/ ''-----:|[ ] /
| \ "./ ," / | // /|| \|| |
| /-`--/ /\--"--\ | /__/ || .:__|| |
: '---/ _) \----' : \____/ \ ''-_-' \
| mm/ |(_ \ ; / | |\ '"""""'
: || \_b | | |/ \ /
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But Jonnyboy points out a rather large flaw in Greebo's plans!!
| || _ _ OH FOLLUCKS!|-----------|
: .-----------. || / \ / | Waitaminute,; .@@@. |
| |Kabin for | ;| | | / I have a | @@a a@@ ;
: |hier.. | || /\ ||/\ / cunning | @@_\~/_@@ |
| |Reasonable | :| /@ \ / \ plan! : /(.) (.)\ |
| |rates.. | || \/ \ / \@ / |/ | \ ) . ( / :
; '-----------' || \ \/ \/ / | '( v )` |
| || \ \\ // / ' \ | / '
| .________. ;| \/\ /\/ |_____| ( | ) |
: \___ ___/ | | V | ________ /_ _\ __'- -` --|--
| || '| / | | |o| |o|
| || || / \ _ / | v |
| || || / | | \|[_]|/ Now I'm REALLY
; || :| / | | | | scared!!
| || || / | | _[]---[]_
|_______||___________||/ / \ |==|\\\|==|
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However, Greebo spots an opportunity to get round the lack of finances,
as he sees it!
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| ???? | | |
| ,-,__, | HEYY GIRLIES! | |
| { / /__\ : Greebo's waitin'; |
| { `}'@|@/ | for you, come | WHAT THE HELL!?
| {_}/\ o/ ; and get me! | I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!
: .__} {__ | SLUUUUURRRRP! ' |
| / " \ : _ _ | | |_____|
|/ /| .} .} \ | / \ : | /_ _\
/ / \`~' `"/\ \ | \ / | | |!| |!|
( : } { : ) : | | ; | | V |
\ \ } . { / / | /\| |/\ | | \|(_)|/
|\ \/ \ / ; /^ \ / ^\ : | | |
| /{ \ / }\ : \ / \ / ; | _[]---[]_
: { Y } | \/ \/ | . '|==|\\\|==| .
| \ \ / : \\ // \_ | : : //| W W |\\ : :
| \ V | /\ /\ / : \\// | | \\//
; `, \ : /| V |\/ | \/__| ooo |__\/_____
| /` } | \| | : / """""""
| / ' / | ._\ _ /__. | / | |
| ' ; / | \_/___\__/ ' / \ /
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: (, / | / || \ | / \ /
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And we leave it right here, as Greebo joins in with the Red Light
bustle, in his own unique way!!
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* * . * .^----^. * Thisss isss
* Yeahh.. : / \ gooood stufff
* * / . /_ ~ _ \ Havuck!!
/\_O _/\ . //*\ /*\ \ /
\ / o . |\__\ /__/ |
:--'""'--: : |\ <v> /|
.-' ____ -. . | \ / |
(,. ((_@@ )) ,) . |||\ .(). /|||
\_. -\/- ._/ . \| '.__.' |/ .
\,_____,/ # | | .
____) (____ // ___| |___ :
/ . \ c// ( $$$$ ) .
/ . \ /C' //'::::::::::|| .
/ /\ . /\ \/ / // |;;;;;;;;;;|| .
/ / | . | \ / \\ |''''''''''|\\ .
CcC | . | \/ \\| | \\ .
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Elsewhere, another couple of our heroes, Greyy and Havuck, are taking
the art of relaxation to new heights!
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BEEP! . . . . . _ .
_____ BEEP! . Now we've just got _---_/ | '
_/ \__\ / . . . O to get out of the ..--'.``' |#:'
\_ \ . O/ '-|-' air traffic pattern ._/_=--\\._/-\_/
=:/ \ \\ . /| : and back down again! /
__--__/ . \\ / \ . F*cking Hippies!
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/_/|/_/'/_/| __. |_|/| | '' | | _|_..| |/' |_| | | _____.|'|_ / /|
| |/ /|'| || /_/||__|/| | | /-/ '/||| | |_| | | /____/|| | /__/'/
| / / /'| |'-| | | | \' |/ / / | | ' | | '_| ||| ' | |/
In fact, they may have got just a bit too high for comfort!!
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| Not too well (OW!) \____/ I hardly dare ask
| /\/\ /\/\ A shore party from /____\ but how did you
| || the USS Wellhung o_| | get on!?!
' /\/ |/\ dropped in (Ooo!) /_ ...| / =====
| /~>\ /<~\ Look, I'd rather ||___/ /`````````````\ '
| \ / \ / / not talk about _| |_. | Sexclusive! | |
; \/ \/ / it, alright!? | :|[ ] / :The princess | |
| \\ // (Aaaaahh!) | \|| |\ |and the rebel | |
| /\ /\ | | ; .:__|| |\\ | ---===--- | |
: . /| ^ |\ . | | | ''-_-' \/ | New Pictures | |
| \\| |/ / ' : : '"""""' | here! | =====
' - ~ \ _ /\ ~ - STING! | | \ / | ---===--- |
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And to end this little peek into the after-hours habits of the
ASCII-Nation crew, we find out how Greebo got on with his crazy
booth-hiring plan to get laid in the Red Light district!
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All Rights Reserved - CiH 2001, apart from the Nudes, which have been
"borrowed" and changed about in a carefree fashion! Oh forgive me!!
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