SCENE QUIZZ
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Here's another stupid idea brought to you by STS : the Scene Quizz ! I'm going
to present you 15 scene(ers) related questions, most of them being _really_
stupid but please remember this _IS_ a stupid game. So don't feel offended, or
worse, pissed off because this is just about fun and nothing more :) You'll need
a pencil and piece of paper to write your answers to my questions. Then (no
cheating okay ?) when you reach the end of this file, you will know how many
points you have collected and therefore how "good" a scener you are. Let's go !!
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1. The word 'Scene' stands for :
a. Senseless Collection of Elephants Native from Estonia
b. being a scener yourself you know realise that you have no idea about it
c. it comes from the word 'sin' wrongly understood by some guys who didn't
know that denying Micro$oft world supremacy is considered as sin by the
Church.
2. Where do the letters ST come from ?
a. Sexy Transexual
b. Sixteen Thirty two
c. Sam Tramiel
3. An often seen TOS error is hiding ! find it !
a. for unknown reasons, the machine hangs up and displays a blue screen
with brainless explanations that won't help you at all to find the problem.
b. after say 10 hours of activity, the TOS still doesn't fuck up : whaaat ?
c. when trying to run a prg you can be asked if you want to see the file,
print it or cancel.
Now for serious thinking about some demos and sceners nicks !
4. Which one of these 3 demos has been released in spite of their name that
tends to induce that they would never be out ?
a. Virtual Escape by Equinox
b. No Chance To See It by Bill Gates
c. Illusion by Dune
5. How did Checkpoint find the name SURETRIP ?
a. after they took an insurance on their car
b. because it's a smooth trip into still hidden ST capabilities
c. because they were high on drugs when they completed the demo
6. Paranoid of Paranoia is :
a. a coder
b. a gfxman
c. a loony escaped from a Lunatic Asylum :)
7. No of Escape has :
a. red hair
b. no hair
c. green hair
8. Which Frenchy is called "belette" ?
a. president Chirac
b. DmaSc of Sector one
c. Strider of Supremacy
9. Who is the tallest Atarian ?
a. Peylow
b. Milhouse
c. Havoc
10. "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" must be his favorite saying, who is he ?
a. MSG
b. Edo (when asked to paint with STf palette :)
c. 505
11. They're active in spite of their crew name :
a. Nocrew
b. Absence
c. Dead Hackers Society
12. Tho they hide under a fake name, we know they are English. What crew is
it ?
a. Rasero Team
b. Cafefuji Team
c. The Spice Boys
13. Check the correct spelling of that famous brainblasting Falcon demo :
a. Sonoluminismurf
b. Sonoluniscenz
c. Sonoluminiscenz
14. Moondog's most frequently used word in UCM is :
a. I hate Atari
b. great demo in spite of a few minuses
c. fucking crap, the author should die by the sword :)
Last question before you can frantically jump to the results and see how much
you have scored ! Ready for the trickiest one ? :)
15. What sentence do I often add to my mails or at the end of my articles ?
a. This is my last article, I'm sick of it... I quit !
b. Friendchip inside, intel outside
c. Stay cool, stay Atari.
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Awarded points :
1. a) 2 points b) 3 points c) 1 point
2. a) 1 point b) 3 points c) 2 points
3. a) 0 point b) 1 point c) 3 points
4. a) 2 points b) 0 point c) 0 point
5. a) 0 point b) 2 points c) 1 point
6. a) 2 points b) 2 points c) 1 point
7. a) 0 point b) -1 point c) 2 points
8. a) 1 point b) 2 points c) 0 point
9. a) 0 point b) 0 point c) 3 points
10. a) 3 points b) 2 points c) 0 point
11. a) 1 point b) 0 point c) 3 points
12. a) 0 point b) 2 points c) 0 point
13. a) 0 point b) 1 point c) 3 points
14. a) 0 point b) -1 point c) 3 points
15. a) 1 point b) 3 points c) 1 point
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Now that you must have done the maths (I wonder how many of you had to recount
more than twice :) you can read the sections below that will reveal how good an
Atarian Scener you are.
You have between 0 and 13 points : erm not too good pal ! Are you sure you
even have an Atari ???? Maybe you should turn it on then. Surely you must be
the kind of guy who hangs around on IRC always asking stupid questions about
who did what ? When ? Really ? They did that ? Why no one told me ? Don't
worry, you just spend too much time on your PC while your ST lies in a closet.
The remedy is quite easy and 100% satisfactory : go and clean up that old ST
and download the demos you have missed.
You have between 14 points and 29 points : don't go shouting ravingly !!!! Tho
respectable, your score shows that you don't know you scene fellows that much.
Maybe you should pay a bit more attention and talk to these nice people and
learn about their status, productions, whatever but _use_ the opportunity to
communicate ! We are not on Atari for fame or competition (these days) but
we're there because it's a nice place with creative people and trustful
friends. What ? You hadn't realised it yet ? Damn it's worse than I thought :)
You have between 30 points and 39 points : this is good ! Not only you are a
good (:) Atarian but also an educated one ! Maybe you have learnt a few things
with this stupid game after all, who knows ? :) If you scored +35 I only have
one word in mind : braaaaaavvooooooooo! :)
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