(From the "Yes I know this is filler!" Department...)
MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!
(From the website molvania.com)
The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the
Eurovision Song Contest this year. Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik was to perform his
very popular techno-ballad, "Elektronik Supersonik" - described as "a
melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric".
However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbuls Ataturk
International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not
normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish
Customs do. On his return, "Zlad" apologised to everyone in Molvania for
letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.
"ZLAD" - A SHORT HISTORY
Zladko "Zlad"Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol
in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out
due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle
him. "Zlad"immediately released the megahit, "Juust Az I Amm", hailed by
Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time. After barely
2 days on the Molvanian Rhythm & Polka charts, the track went platinum,
remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.
Then, in an exciting move, Zlad formed supergroup Wow! But while on their
very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest
of the band was moving in a different direction" (Romania).
Elektronik supersonik
Hey baby
Wake up from your asleep
We have arrived on to the future
And the whole world is become...
Elektronik, supersonik
Supersonik, elektronik
Hey baby
Ride with me a wave
We doesn't have much time
My blue jeans is tight
So on to my love rocket climb
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel
But love
Above us there is nothing above
But the stars above
All systems gone
Prepare for down count
Five, four, three, one!
Off blast!
Fly away in my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it
(ha, ha, ha-ha-ha)
I put my go-plug in your socket
The sun is sky is bright like fire
You and me gets higher and higher
Hard communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tyre
(Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha)
Hey love crusader
I want to be your space invader
For you I would be send the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than dark vader
Obey me, I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the czars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!
Ladies and gentleman, fasten your belt seats
We has commenced our descent
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent
Now back on earth this time for down-splash
In to see your eternal glory my space ship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float I open door and shout:
"I am worlds biggest washed-up SUPERSTAR!"
(... Supersonik, elektronik
Elektronik, supersonik ...)
As more sure as the sun rises in the west
All the seas and boats on earth I am the bestest!
Come, let me put a ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I would forever linger
Ok is time for end, no more will I sing
Let me take you back in time I want for you to experience big bang!
Long live space race, long live MOLVANIA!
Leeched by CiH for Alive Mag, Oct 06.
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