__ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{_ S u p e r F l y__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{__{__{__{ H y p e r - S e n s i t i v e_{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{ S o r t o f G u y !{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
__
//\\
// \\ This crappy little ascii toon was "inspired" by many past
// ! \\ flame wars on the Atari scene and other places..
// \\
//Warning!\\ It is not having a go at any individual, so stop worrying!
// \\
==============
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
...
.------------. .:::::.
.""'"""""". ' Good morning ' /_ ':::
: __ __ : | to you! What | _(@} :
=[@]---[@]= . a nice day! . /_ ]|
(( \ )) '____________' '__ |
' _\ ' '__| '
( <___> ) (____/==
.-- ',___,' --. / / \\
( /_\ /_\ \ _\_____/ / \\
| . |_| '\ \ /_/_______/ |
| | | | | \ \ | |
\ \ | | | \ \ | |
\ \ \_/ | \ \ ' '
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
________________
.' '.
| Good morning? ' ...
.'"""""""". | GOOD MORNING?! | .:::::.
: __ _| | And what would you | /~~ ':::
|{--[@][@] | know of the sheer |_(@} :
' ( \ ) | agony of *my* /_ ]|
\ --', | morning! I fell '___ |
( <====>) | out of the wrong | ___\ ' _.
___ ',____,' __ | side of the bed! |(_____/== \
' /_\ _ /_\ ' | Shut up, for you | \| | \
( |_| ) | do not know what | | | \
| | | | | | | you talk about! | | | \
| | | | | | '._________________.' | | '
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
__________________
.' '. ...
.'"""""""". | In fact, it's | .:::::.
: -_ -| | that kind of | // ':::
|{--[@][@] | thoughtless | _(@} :
' ( \ ) | stupidity that |/_ ]|
\ --', | makes me want | '__ |
( <-==->) | to give it all up! | ___) ' _.
___ ',____,' __ '._________________.' (_____/== \
' /_\ _ /_\ ' _ \ \ \ \
( |_| ) ___\\______\ \ \
| | | | | | \= | \ \
| | | | | | -' ----------'
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
__________________
.' '. ...
.'"""""""". | So if you must | .:::::.
: _- _| | insist on rubbing | /~ ':::
|{--[@][@] | acid-coated gravel | _(@} :
' ( \ ) | into my deep | /_ ]|
\ --', | emotional wounds | '__ |
( > ~~ <) | with your prattle, | /`.__( ' _.
___ ',____,' __ | I'LL END IT ALL | / /(_____/== |
' /_\ _ /_\ ' | RIGHT NOW!! |///\ | \ \
( |_| ) '._________________.'|+\/,_ ____\ \
| | | | | | \ =__| \
| | | | | | \/ ---------'
\ \ \ / / / | |
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
...
.'"""""""". .:::::.
: __ _| /~ ':::
|{--[@][@] _(=< :
' ( \ ) /_ ]|
\ --', '__ |
( < o >) ~ K l i k ! /`.__| ' _.
___ ',____,' __ / /(_____/== |
' /_\ _ /_\ ' //,_ _____\ \
( | | ) |= | \
| | | | | | \-\ ----------'
| | | | | | \/ | |
\ \ \ / \ \ | |
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
. ` :
# . / "
!!!! . , * .
. . / .
.'"""""""". .:: *. ' '
: __ _| /~ ':: . ` #
|{--[@][@] _(=< : ,
' ( _\ ) _____ __ __ ___ [] /_ ]| .
\ _-_ , || | || | || | || ' || '__ |
( {___}) ||--' ||-| || | || || /`.__| '
___ ',____,' __ || | || | || | ||__|\ / /(_____/==
' /_\ _ /_\ ' -__-- -__- [] //,_ _____\ \
( |_| ) |= | \
| | | | | | \-\ ----------'
| | | | | | \/ | |
| | \ / \ \ | |
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
__ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{ R e m e m b e r K i d s !__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__
{__{__{__{_ F l a m e w a r s a r e u n h e a l t h y _{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{ a n d K I L L T H E S C E N E !!{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{__{
The original version of this script was going to have the protagonist walk
away in frustration with his defective gun, but I guess the temptation for a
good old fashioned cockney head splatter just proved too much!
CiH, for Alive Mag Xmas Special,Dec '05
|
